By MiKE:

Yesterday was Mya's birthday party. I would say it was rather fun, even though it WAS ON A GODDAMN WEEKDAY WHERE I HAD SCHOOL THE NEXT FUCKING DAY!!! I have a 128 MB card right now so I was able to take over 300 pictures. I could have taken 700 but I was only there for 3 hours. Highlights of the night include: - Getting Mya the coolest ashtray ever.. it was made of mini skulls - Erin calling the heartagram on my phone "the bam symbol"!!!! - Tink analyzing my shoes in detail and telling me how much they cost, what they're made from, etc. Scary but cool. - Meeting a whole bunch of new people whose names I have forgotten. - Eating some g00d ice cream cake! - The music was so loud that the speakers knocked over a plant. - The ceiling was a trip and a half. - Mark dropping my camera... J3ss3h style! Unlike Val's camera, it survived. - Timing how long it took me to piss.... 27 seconds :D - Natalie unhinging her jaw to eat a big piece of ice cream. - Being an asshole and taking unexpected closeup pictures of everyone