By MiKE:

Mya's party on friday was great. Even if most of the people who said they were coming didn't come! It was just me, Mya, Pat, and Karyn, and then we picked up some guy at the skytrain station that Karyn met off TUG. As usual, Pat got REALLY wasted, and it wasn't even 6 pm yet. We got pizza, and by the time the pizza got here, Pat was in the bathroom hugging the toilet.

We ate pizza wondering what Pat was doing in there (we didn't know at the time), but no one would go look because we thought he might have been jerking it or something. Hahaha but then we heard an "UURRLAAARRFFF", and it was pretty obvious that Pat was doing what he usually does at Mya's parties.