By MiKE:

HALLOWEEN FUCKING ROCKED!!!

The plan for the night was to get everyone together at my house, drink a bit, and then go to Chris's house and blow shit up! Plans got sorta messed up, but luckily the night ended up totally kicking ass!!!

So the night began with me picking up Brendan at Scott Rd skytrain station. We went back to my house and I bought his PS2, and we hooked that up and tryed it out for a few minutes. Then Susan called saying she was at Scott Rd Stn, so we go down there again to pick her up.

I had never seen Susan before. Not even a picture of her! So we were looking for some girl with a black hat and a grey jacket. I was hoping it wouldn't be like the first time I met someone off the internet, where I WALKED RIGHT PAST THEM!!! Luckily she was the first person we saw! She was wearing such a cool hat!

On the way back we stop at the Beer & Wine store to pick up the booze. I get a bottle of JD, Bman gets a 6pack of Corona Extra, and Susan got a 6pack of something else that I can't remember what it was! We go back to my place, and crack open the booze and start drinkin', while listening to some good ole Sublime. Chris messaged me on MSN a few times saying that he had to go fix his car, so we'd have to go to his house at around 10. It was around 7:30, so we had quite a while left! We sit around and drink some more, and my little brother comes in and trades Bman a brick of mighty mites for one of his coronas!

Then we go outside and start lighting some shit up. Bman had his old Screecheroos; he lit a few on the street and they pretty much went all over the place, including some guy's tree. We got video footage of all that. Then we go to the back yard, stuff the mighty mites into that VCR we were always plannin on blowing up, and light them off.

The thing about really old VCR's, they are like fucking TANKS. Big, heavy, and nearly impossible to make a dent in with only regular firecrackers. They didn't do much to it, just blow a few shards of plastic off. We needed something bigger... something like an atomic bomb might do some damage, but those aren't readily available around here. So we had to settle for some Air Bombs instead!!

We start walkin, with no clue where the nearest Fireworks store is around here. Did I mention HOW COLD IT WAS?!?! We got to the Mac's at Scott Rd, and I go in, hoping to ask the clerk there if he knew where the nearest Fireworks shop was.

Guess who the clerk was!!! It was that old east indian guy from a year ago, where I wanted to buy something and I gave him a $100 bill, and he stars at it wide-eyed like he's never seen that much money before, and he said "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I cannot accept that". It was funny!! Well this time I ask him if her knew where we could get fireworks, and in the EXACT same tone of voice he's like "noooo..... I'm sorrrrrrrry sir... I don't know". It was grand.

Some guy then says there's one down the street, so we go there and get in RIGHT before it closed! They didn't have any air bombs though, so we got some screecheroos! At this point, the night became a lot more interesting.

Bman lights one off and throws it in the garbage can right outside where we bought them from! I took pictures, and then some lady starts yelling at him so we just walked away. He lit some up in the parking lot too, and on the street.

I didn't know screecheroos had a thing for curbs. Everytime he lit one and threw it into the busy traffic, they'd go straight for the curb and burn out there. I started videotaping all this, and I managed to capture him lighting one off when the street was REALLY busy, and having all the cars stop and start honking, and then the fucking lit screecheroo flies right by my head. This video is priceless.

We got back to my house and my little brother says he got some air bombs. Who knows how he got them, and who cares! We went to the back yard and stuck one in the VCR. Bman lights it off while everyone dove for cover, and BOOM!!! Shrapnel flying everywhere, and the top of the VCR is pretty muck GONE! . We stick another in there and blow another hole in it, and I must say that I don't think that VCR will be chewing up my videotapes anymore!

At that point Ashlee called, and said she and Angela were on their way over. I didn't think she was coming because she had to work, but it was 10 and she wanted to crash our "party". So they get here and go straight into my house and knock on the bedroom door, while we were in the back yard. Good job guys!

Since it was 10 it was time to go to Chris's house. So we get there and nothing seems to be happening so Ashlee honks and drives right past it.

Apparently the plans for the night had just changed!

We went to the liquor store so Bman could yet even more booze, and then we went to... Bear Creek Park! The train ride had just closed, and me, Bman and Ashlee snuch on, and she did some modeling while we took some photos. After that, we all sat down in THE MIDDLE OF THE WOODS, in the middle of the path, in the freezing cole, brought out the booze, and started drinking again. Ashlee was making lots of jokes about her vampire cape, saying it was her "foreskin". Then Angela called up Xfm and said that she and Ashlee were dressed up as penises for halloween.

It was REALLY REALLY cold outside, so we left the forest after a while. It was now 11:30 I believe. Where do we end up next? Tim Hortons!!

The lady at the cash register was dressed up as... a tree. Here are Ashlee's exact words:

Ashlee to lady: "Are you soft wood... or hard wood? hehe.." Lady to Ashlee: (seductive voice) "I'm... HARD wood..." Ashlee to herself: "heheh... HARD wood in a doughnut store..."

When we got back in the car, Bman says he needs a ride home, so off we go to White Rock!! While driving around in white rock, there were these guys walking. Ashlee pulls up to them and asks if she can grab their ass, and of course they agree. There was another guy walking home and not only did he get an assgrabbing, he also got 2 cigarrettes from Bman!

We go to White Rock beach and hang out there for a while. At that point the battery for the video camera ran out. That thing was supposed to last for 7 hours!!! I guess it was cause the last time I charged the thing was half a year ago. So I whip out the digicam and start taking more pics.

After that, we go and drop Brendan home, then Angela. Ashlee askes where Susan lives, and she lives in Newton, but all her stuff was at my house. Susan picked up her stuff at my house, and Ashlee drove her home! I gave Ashlee a coke too, cause she really needed it.

So that was pretty much it! I noticed the big cut on my thumb (don't know where THAT came from). Also, for the entire night, my trenchcoat was rubbing against my shirt, which was rubbing against my neck, so I got a killer rash/burn thing on my neck. Gives a new meaning to the term "redneck". Ouch! It was great hanging out with evryone, and meeting Susan for the first time! She rocks!