By MiKE:

Yesterday was the Pheends.org party. I went there, and my hair didn't come back.

Anyways I met Mya, Mike, and Kevin at Gateway, and then went to buy some liquor at the liquor store. It appeared that everyone had started drinking early! I only had $10 I was able to spend, so I bought a small bottle of good ole Jack Daniels. We go back to Tony's house, and I have some beer and then start taking shots of JD. It wasn't long before I finished the entire thing. After that, the night became a blur. A pretty fuckin fun blur. Suddenly, I hear the sound of a electric shaver, and I get grabbed.

Oh shit.

I think I put up a really good fight, but I was definitely outnumbered. Minutes later I was sitting there with my hair in my hands, and my brain feeling colder than it usually does. Well, my head is now totally shaved. They had to do it twice though, cause the first time everyone was drunk and big chunks of my hair were still there.

So after that, I puke somewhere, then 2 hours of stuff happened that I don't remember, and then I pass out on the couch at 2 am. Fucking crazy shit. Then I wake up this morning, and feel my head.... and uh oh, it wasn't a dream. MY HAIR'S ALL FUCKIN GONE MAN!!!! I'm sure it'll grow back soon. I was pretty surprised though, all the scars were pretty much gone! Well last time I shaved my head was when I was like 10, so uhhh, cool!