By MiKE:

So yesterday was the fireworks. The day started off with me not knowing what the fuck was going on, so I call Jami and she told me to meet her and her friends at Nanaimo Skytrain station.

At the Scott Road station, I saw Carlie there!! By the time my brain registered that is was her (it took 13.7 seconds), I was about to say hi and the Skytrain door closed in my face. Nice.

So I get down there and I finally meet her and her friends Melissa, Cilla (indy tire chick - she threw and indy tire on the skytrain track a few days ago and now EVERYONE knows about it), and a few other people whose names I forgot. We went to Broadway station and met some more people, then got on the Skytrain to Granville. The retardism on the streets was above its average level. Some guy got punched in the face. Then we got on a bus to go down to Jericho beach, and something really funny happened.

These two really skinny guys start going at it right outside the bus. One guy chases the other around, and then grabbed a bottle. The other guy was like "fuck that shit" and runs towards a pizza place! It was a riot!! Theen the bus driver pulls up by some police men and tells them about the fight, and they go chase and surround the guys like a swat team! Fark I had a good chuckle.

We get to Jericho beach, and to get down to the actual beach by the water, we had to climb down. It was like right outta the movie "Cliffhanger". Jami pretty much slid down the thing too. When we got down to the beach and found a place to sit, the booze and the weed came out. I had 2 beers and didn't smoke any weed. So then Leane called and I tried giving her directions on how to get down to Jericho beach.

We saw lots of seals in the water. Then it started getting dark and I felt the urge to take an uber-piss, so finding a bathroom was top priority. I don't piss in bushes or shit like that, cause.... well.... I've always had a fear of some random animal jumping outta there and biting my dong. But hell, the state that the public washrooms are in nowadays.... I probably have more of a chance of getting my dong bitten off by something in one of those. So me and Jami walk... and walk.... and waaaaaaalk along the fucking beach until finally we get to the public washrooms. I take a piss that seemed to last for an eternity and a half, theen we went back to the beach where everyone else was.

Meanwhile Leane kept calling so I could guide her to where we were sitting. She was up at the dock, and we were down below, and she was trying to find me. So she tells me to stand up and wave around like a moron. Well being the moron I am I did that and she saw me! She had to find a way down to the beach though and that took quite a while, and as soon as she, her sister, and her friends came and sat down, the fireworks were over!

So it seems that Jami would be spending the night here, and I had no idea how to get back to the Skytrain. I was trying to think of something, but it was pretty hard to think when I was so hungry. Meanwhile, Leane and Lindsey were talking about getting something to eat, and it took about 10.4 seconds for my brain to put two and two together.

So I say bye to Jami and her friends, and me , Leane, Lindseey, and their 2 friends went to get some pizza. Many funny things happened while getting pizza, it was interesting. Everyone was taking random pictures of people, and the pizza was really nasty. Then we go, get on the bus, and go to Granville station, and then take the skytrain back. It was a fuckin fun night!