Posted by MiKE @ 10:22 PM (PST)
In the future, vehicle engines will be powered by our shit. No really. The stuff that comes out of your ass, it will be taking you to the supermarket in 10 years.
You ask how? Well due to high oil demand we need alternatives that are plentiful and easy to harvest. And what is more plentiful than shit and farts?
You have to wonder how the idea came about. Buddy goes to the gas station to fill up on gas, and is so pissed off at paying $1.37/litre that he farts in anger. He remembers how he used to light his farts on fire at college parties, and ponders why the fuck he's emptying his wallet on something that does the same thing as what comes out of his butt for free?
I swear man gas prices are so bad these days, who hasn't considered funneling a coiler into their gas tank?
PS I'll update tslurrey soon with pics! Oh, and I have to disable the message board for now, it's been hijacked by spam bots. I have to fight spam bots? Jesus christ it's only 2008 and we're already battling fucking robots.
