Posted by MiKE @ 10:34 PM (PST)
Today I nearly sharted myself. Luckily, I cut the fart short in the last possible millisecond, closing the gate and locking in the outpour of whatever wanted out of there so badly. Thank god for lightning quick reflexes.
This is why I don't like farting. Because in the farting process, the knowledge that the gas expelled may be accompanied by liquid or solid matter is usually aquired late in the sequence of events... in most cases too late. Thus the effect of sharting, when you fart and inadvertently shit your pants (ever so slightly) at the same time.
So my advice is, if you need to vent and don't know what else may come out, don't risk it!
